Wednesday, June 16, 2010
inspired by a link sent to me by Jim Martin.
You have to see the link first, and then read my blog.
The one and only Jesus H. Christ was caught sneaking in past curfew last Saturday night. Angels who whitnessed the scene said getting past Saint Peter was a breeze, but Jesus tripped the alarm directly after passing through the pearly gates.
"I knew he was up to something when he put on his best sandles and robe and left my right hand side. Climbing out through a hole in the clouds was the real give away. It was shortly thereafter that I decided to change the alarm code."
Jesus, who has risen from the ashes, has been put on desk duty, and sent to live with his mother Mary for an undetermined amount of time.