Today I went to the convention center to check out the slow food show. I'm not sure if it was someones idea of a joke, but they were also having a yoga show. The
I REALLY need to talk about Vogua. Not be confused with Vogue, Vogua is vegan/yoga fashion. Women under forty have barber shop haircuts. Women over fifty have long grey hair with no shape or style or cut. The ten years between forty and fifty are spent growing out their hair. And I'm all for natural fabric and fibers. Linen and cotton are great, but linen and cotton dyed with beet juice and algae isn't attractive. especially when you border it with burlap. Burlap should never be worn. ever.
Also, just a tip on hygiene. Go ahead and wear sandals, but for god sakes pedicure your feet. And do I really need to tell you to shave your armpits if you're going to be handing people plates of vegan goodies all day? Really?
I know I need to lose weight, and I know Farmville isn't considered exercise. Lord knows I am just about the last person on earth to give fashion advice, but I just had to get this off my chest. I have to admit, the shake did compel me to dust off my blender, and buy some fresh fruit. So I'm off to whip up a Margarita. Enjoy!