My harvester is acting erratic. I think I need to take it to the shop. Word on the web is - Yoville has the best mechanics coins can buy, but it’s a shady place. A neighbor of mine took her pink tractor to be repaired, and before she could get it in the garage bay, it had been stripped right down to the frame. They even took the little pink horn that toots like a Volkswagon Beetle. She got all the parts back within hours, but only because her neighbor Tom is heavily into Mafia Wars, and apparently has connections you don’t want to know about.
I really need my harvester. I damn near lost an entire crop of Nopales because my Avatard took so long waddling her ass from plot to plot. Not that a crop of Nopales matters, I don’t even know what they are. But if was something really important, like the co-op Frantic for flowers tulip crop - there would be hell to pay! I could have lost my chance to gain an extra 1035 XP and 904 coins. So, I am going to take my chances over in Yoville. It can’t be any worse than having your car repaired by a guy named squirrel. But I think he works over in Dipshitville. Much too far away for me, especially driving a harvester.
While I'm away I hope ya'll will fertilize my flowers, send free fuel, and feed my chickens!
Thanks!
3 comments:
I'd say you need to get out more but.....looks like virtual reality beats the real one sometimes!
Have fun on the farm.
PS - honestly, you could get these published on some online farmline mag. they are RIGHT ON funny.
If you don't post that piece you wrote about the World Cup up here I am going to come over there and beat it out of you. Liz, it is really fantastic how you can take humor, sprinkle in some light ideas for us to MAYBE think over, but still keep it funny and witty and poignant - without being pedantic or moralizing. FOr example: read MY piece on the World Cup. I know. I know my own weaknesses. So I'm allowed to love your strengths. Post that bugger - it made us laugh and also made us think. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
While you are at it, mind writing a little something funny about the BP oil spill too? Would make me feel loads better! (Read my blog - I have GOT TO LIGHTEN UP!)
Didn't know you were taking requests now, did you?!
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